So Randy Moss gets fined for acting like he's mooning the crowd. Fine, whatever, doesn't bother to me. Then it gets more interesting. He's fined ten grand. His response?

"'Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand, to me?'' said Moss, whose salary this season is $5.75 million. He then jokingly suggested he might perform a more vulgar celebration next time.

Boy do I ever love professional sports.