This anecdote is one of the funniest I've found on the internet. Ever:
I just ran into a crazy black homeless guy who's pretty funny. I see him and he's yelling at some girls, so I say "Hi." He comes over, "What's it take to get a driver's license?" I reckon you just go down to the DMV and take a test. "Do they tell you to run over niggers?" No, not that I remember. Then he mooched some change off me and wanted to know if I wanted to go drinking with him. I should be off in an alley drinking with that guy, but instead I'm here at work.