Another funny lowbrow story (though it's not mine):
3 a.m.- we had eaten a large cheese pizza and drank way too much kamchatka vodka (on the bottom shelf at every supermarket)...
"you know what sounds good?" my roommate asked
"don't say it," i replied
we drank more, wasting time, then drunkenly rode bicycles to the donut store...
we were waiting when they opened at 4:30 a.m.