Another funny lowbrow story (though it's not mine):

3 a.m.- we had eaten a large cheese pizza and drank way too much kamchatka vodka (on the bottom shelf at every supermarket)...

"you know what sounds good?" my roommate asked

"don't say it," i replied


"damn you"

we drank more, wasting time, then drunkenly rode bicycles to the donut store...

we were waiting when they opened at 4:30 a.m.