My bike was stolen off of Annie's porch last night, along with my helmet and U-lock. Another $200 or so worth of stuff. It was locked to itself, but not to anything immobile, since it was my crappy, rusty, heavy bike with an ugly saddle and full fenders. The most annoying part is the lack of helmet and lock; those are going to have to be replaced. The bike's an annoyance as well, though I was going to get rid of it before I head to Denver anyway. SOUTH BEND CAN STOP STEALING THINGS FROM ME ANY TIME NOW.